January 2010
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...and we're back!
i think i’d be a good radio announcer/host/DJ.
i think you should think that, too. so when i move to LA, i got the good vibes. and all the good vibes will attract a job. and i won’t be poor. so think good thoughts for me, people! THINK GOOD THOUGHTS!
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Zombie Apocalypse. Are you ready?
Of course I am! Any self respecting woman is ready for the zombie apocolypse. I even have an emergency zombie killing travel set I carry with me in my purse. You know. Just in case. It’s in a zebra carrying case so I can bludgeon in style.
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What is your favorite colour?
PURPLE!! no, GREEN! no, PINK!
there are so many good colors out there, how can i choose just one?
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supper time
i like how even though we know my dad won’t be home in time for dinner, we still set him a place at the table.
“This is America, baby, we can conjecture all we want.”
– Hodgins from Bones
choppy chop chop chop
i spent quality time with mein papa. that’s right. i became the son my father always wanted: i chopped some wood.
it was a great way to relieve some aggression. a good workout. i feel a lot better on the inside but my body really hates me. i used muscles i didn’t know i had. as soon as i heal, i believe i will go a whackin’ again. but for now. i will use a lot of the heating...
a sick day is awaste of a day
being sick makes me 100% useless. i hate you sickness! you are darksided and evil. i also hate being sick because it just puts off my weightloss dreams. boo. i can’t breathe through my nose and my body hurts so bad that i can’t really move. i made my way to the couch and turned on the television. i don’t know what i’ve watching today or how long i’ve been stranded...
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a letter to fat maggie
my dearest self,
let’s be honest, you’re fat. like, disgustingly fat and gross and it’s time for you to stop being fat. so i’m restricting your diet starting now. you’re going to walk more. maybe even run some. you’re going to count your calories and count the steps and before you know it, you’ll feel better and look better and who knows, maybe even...